That Time A Cow Was Running Around Bedford/Sackville

Wait, what?

This legendary story came up on Reddit Halifax:

Are there any survivors of the 1994 cow patty bingo chaos at CP Allen High School here? What is your story of that day?
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So, I decided to do some digging and son of a bitch – it actually happened:

It even came up on a podcast lol:

Why would a cow want to escape from a highschool? Maybe he was looking for Bovine University:

-The Morning Surge