The Banana Hammock. The perfect sack to get your man into the Christmas spirit. Known as the “olden day thong,” this amazing contraption is a tight-fitting, thong-like underwear that keeps your under wear “peeling” great. No no, this is not something you can put into your kitchen. And no, grandma, this does not hold your bananas while you walk into the grocery store.
This term is inspired by the male’s… banana… and the way that it holds the banana in place. The first time this term was used was back in 1988, where Banana Hammock Incorporated filed a trademark to sell actual hammocks under the brand name Banana Hammocks.
They come in such a variety in shapes and sizes. You can find a colour that matches your personality. Green. Blue…. Yellow or Brown… or you can get one with a fun pattern. For example, you can get a Pokéball hammock, so you’re able to “catch em all.” Or AC/DC hammock, so you can “shook your lady all night long.”
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Perhaps, even a Green Day Hammock. So you can personally own one of the 21 Guns. Or a Blink 182 Hammock… hopefully, though, you aren’t one of the small things.
Or get in the spirit with a candy cane hammock. Just don’t spill any hot chocolate on it. Ouch.
Imagine taking your very own banana hammock to the beach. The sun, giving your hammock the perfect lighting. The sand… well, we might want to avoid the sand. BUT, imagine the feeling of being in the water. Your hammock would feel like it’s on top of the world.
The gift that keeps on giving. Banana hammocks.
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