Well, Halifax we’re in a bit of a pickle here aren’t we? Due to a wastewater oopsie in the harbour, you’re not supposed to flush if you can help it, but you also can’t not use the bathroom.
Never fear friends, we have compiled three sure fire ways to avoid the “If it’s yellow let it mellow and if it’s brown flush it down” conundrum. Also, while we’re at it, please note that we’re not advising you to do any of these. Please do your business responsibly this weekend.
#3 – Use your friend’s boat toilet
Whether you want to let them know you’re coming to do so or not is on you, but ideally if you can get them to navigate well off the coast so you can use the can, you’ll be sitting pretty. Full pun intended!
#2 – Porta Potties are here to help

They’re generally a little grody, but they’re also pretty green. A porta john can provide a great way to avoid flushing the can over the next few days. Also, a good rule of thumb, because it’s going to be blistering hot, maybe use one early in the morning or in the evening. Otherwise, you may actually cook yourself. We don’t advise midday use.
#1 – The woods are your friend
Honest question, have you ever perched yourself over a log in the woods? We’re not talking about right off the highway. We’re talking about on a camping trip or just out in the wilderness. Keep your GPS on you just in case, but prepare yourself for the thrill of a lifetime! Also, please bring some bio-degradable TP. It’s for the good of the nation.













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