I know what you’re thinking. Who does this Sully think he is with his moustache and turtleneck sweater? Well, take it easy now, I don’t seriously think this looks good. With that said, do any moustaches look good? Well, some do and some just really don’t. It’s Movember so let’s count down the Top 5 Best and Worst Moustaches of All-Time.
5. BEST
Nick Offerman
The Parks and Rec star is sporting a full bodied merlot of a mousty. It’s rich, it’s bold and it pairs well with a medium rare sirloin.
5. WORST
Auston Matthews
#Leafs' Auston Matthews could be shaving off his moustache for charityhttps://t.co/hj2VtVvGag
— Offside (@OffsideDH) October 31, 2021
If he is shaving that thing, it could the highlight of this young season so far for the Toronto Maple Leafs.
4. BEST
Lanny McDonald
No Hockey #Movember mustache tribute should start with someone other than Lanny McDonald. #Flames pic.twitter.com/3mKSYqymD3
— The Hockey Samurai 侍 (@hockey_samurai) November 2, 2021
We go from the worst modern hockey moustache to the best of all-time. Lanny McDonald’s moustache led the Flames to the 1989 Stanley Cup championship and then bathed in champagne. Little known fact, only the finest of champagne’s makes it grow thicker and bushier. Don’t believe us? Look at Lanny post-1989. It got better with age.
4. WORST
Adam Morrison
Adam Morrison Says John Stockton Used to Come to Gonzaga Practices After Retiring From the NBA And "Bust Everybody's Ass" https://t.co/NolomgnlZI
— Pardon My Take (@PardonMyTake) April 1, 2020
His NBA career went nowhere and the science and stats point directly to his excuse for a moustache as the reason. Now, this is a photo from his college days and nobody could grow a duster in college. Google on if you’d like though, it didn’t get better with age.
3. BEST
Prince
On this day in 1984, Prince and the Revolution released the Purple Rain album… pic.twitter.com/ojly4DYMpU
— save DEMOCRACY (@VippusaO) November 2, 2021
The Artist, formerly known as Prince, could melt butter with his pencil thin stache. Nobody’s done the skinny duster better than the legendary rocker.
3. Worst
Justin Bieber
iloveJB123 / CC
Does he have a moustache in this photo? No. This is pre-duster. The difference between the Bieb’s duster pre and current is pretty negligible though. It’s so thin and blonde that it can only be noticed in certain lights. Rule number one, if it’s just long see through hairs, shave your face.
2. BEST
Rollie Fingers
The Rollie Fingers stache has stayed in-tact and kept it’s waxxy form since birth. Check out some earlier shots from his playing days and you’ll see why babies are born. The man is a legend and that soup strainer has a bigger fan following than the entire Oakland Athletics organization.
2. WORST
James Franco
I vote “no” on James Franco’s mustache pic.twitter.com/Uuas2fG8Ue
— Leigh Munsil (@leighmunsil) September 21, 2016
He came. He grew. He failed. Sorry Jimmy. Moving on.
1. Best
Tom Sellick
Alan Light / CC
As if there was ever any question. Tom Sellick has the best moustache in the business. His face is what every other man’s face wants to be when it grows up. He’s had a great career with some incredible roles, but our personal favourite is Mr. Baseball. Check it out. You won’t be disappointed and his duster is right smack dab in it’s prime.
1. WORST
Michael Cera
michael cera's mustache holds the answers to life's unanswered questions pic.twitter.com/6HbLzIDaBz
— moved!! (@666emoqueen) January 15, 2014
Anybody else feel like they need to take a shower after looking at that thing? Don’t look directly at it. It looks angry.
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